Magic Mikey

Not good.......

In that case I would get down to Daphnia r Us in the Trafford Centre and make a purchase.

BBC is reporting that Matt Smith's departure is going to be spectacular but is being kept tightly under wraps

I have heard the sex change rumours. Very disturbing.

Tips on green water please.....or not to have it.

Bleach

Edit: you may want to double check this as I don't keep fish.

Of course, that ventriloquist tonight was brilliant, how he didn't get through to the final was a bigger shock than Latics beating Liverpool

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Good to see us helping out a smaller club: http://www.rammyunit...ved-at-the-hwrs

I thought they would use it for the builders' canteen or something similar, it would save on renting a portakabin. Nice to see it being put to good use.

Yes Paul it was your decision to sit down with Simon and resign. And you did it immediately your support staff left, because you are "a proud guy".

Really hated the badge when it was released & think it sadly looks amateur. I'm a graphic designer specialising in branding & whilst I actually really like what they did on everton's crest I think ours just looks awful! It's too reactionary to current trends & won't have any longevity...redesign please!

That's us fooked for the best football badge at the graphic design awards this year. Johnson out!

Very good, although having Ken Bates in there is overdoing the evil a tad. The primary school name would be more like Minecraft One Direction Bum Poo Wee.

the badge is the least of our worries. it's grown on me and moving back would be a waste of everyone's time. especially 2 years after it was replaced

This^

Quality Mr Fent.

Palace

More likely Matt Smith MBE.

Bouzanis will sign for Macoroni Stallions this summer you heard it here first

Is that a pasta dish made with horse meat?

Out of Harry Lauder!

Doesn't the average championship player earn over 90k per year?

A lot of that went on high factor sun cream to protect his ginger's skin in the sunny south.

His sojourn to that there London has resulted in a big fat new Merc parked outside his Lees mansion.

I have one which is first to every bit of food, he's now called Barry. I have a sturgeon which upon till now was nameless, he is now called Mikey,

I am honoured. My mum will be pleased, she wanted me to be a dtoctor.

Shame it's not a Michelle, I could tap you up for some roe, the Bramhall equivalent of mushy peas.

On the Brightside its a lovely warm day today and my Koi Carp are breeding like crazy. If anyone wants any Koi fry give me a shout, should be ready in about 6 weeks...

I don't want any fish, but could you please name one of them Barry. Thanks

*Mancini sacked by City, I'd have definitely predicted that. I remember saying he'd be gone by the end of this season just gone on the day they won the title.

 

Lower league football now has no consistancy. The turnover of players and managers isn't a surprise. Us having the youngest manager doesn't surprise me that much.

 

The cup run, Wolves in league 1 & Barca spanked 7-0 are the most shocking things there for me.

I'd have thought that Mancini would have spent big again, challenged for the title and at least qualified for the group stages of the CL. If he had I don't think he would have been sacked. For me the surprise was the limp title defence and abject performance in Europe.

The Scotland result has to be the biggest shock.

If we sign anyone from Ramsay Street it has to be the veteran Karl Kennedy

 

Latics' can have its own KK Klan

Harold Bishop, team him up with Ian and that Nigerian lad Bashingda.

I was thinking about playing Udders again in a friendly and what would be different from when we played them last year. Who would have have predicted?

• The cup run.
  
• Matt Smith heading for the Championship.
  
• Slim Crofty.
  
• We would take on the youngest manager in the country (and be generally optimistic about it).
  
• Hundreds of Latics fans locked out of an away game.
  
• Work started on the new stand.
  
• Dickov would knock Forest and Liverpool out of the cup, leave because of dreadful league form and be managing a Championship side.
  

Away from BP

• Wigwam and Swansea would win the two domestic cups.
  
• David Moyes would be managing Manure.
  
• Mancini sacked by Citeh.
  
• Benitez would be in charge at Chelski, win a European trophy and leave.
  
• Barcelona would be dicked 7 - 0 on aggregate in a CL semi.
  
• Scotland would overcome the mighty Luxembourg away from home.
  
• Wolves in L1
  
• Yeovil v Wigwam in the Championship
  

Any more?

 

 

(-----By the way, prepare to have the title of your threat criticised for being too vague-----).

Yes, get it changed to something like "sign him up or Jenny gets it"

I resisted temptation about commenting on grown men wearing shirts for fear of causing offemce but any bloke who wears a goalkeeper shirt for anything other than keeping goal is probably unstable.

What about wearing one to go up for a corner, in added time, during a cup tie?

Dickov out!

what if the home team play in blue?

Yellow

i left a shirt on the cross keys pub wall in peru and gave a guide another in bolivia and made him swear he,d never take it off, i also scratched oldham kill all at huddersfield, stoke an wembley police cells.looking back now what a prick i was when i was younger

Come on, who hasn't?