Magic Mikey

Ah...BTB. Used to love it.

 

Have most of them stuffed in a box in my Dad's loft I think.

I keep the classic town hall steps edition to hand, gives me a likkul laugh when I need one.

 

 

Am sure that he will get a club. Come back, get a mixture of claps and boos, and then score the winner in a 1-0 home defeat.

This is a nailed on certainty.

If I was a betting man I'd put my money on us playing in another country.

 

But not crossing any sea.

Wrexham?

Jesus

Dont think hes an option but if he was yes

If we could get him he would be a great replacement for Boozy. I've seen loads of posters saying "Jesus saves".

Get off the :censored:ing fence you lot.

This thread has become music to my ears, who is orchestrating it?

You should be band for that one.

No problem as far as I'm concerned. I'll be renewing and getting an extra £10 under 12 ticket to continue my missionary work.

Lost 20 in the last 2 seasons !!.

Shhhhhhhh! Season ticket details out soon.

It really embiggens my vocabulary

Blackadder / Simpsons crossover.

It's a bit like the majority of our games this season, pointless.

That Blackadder episode is just under the surface here ...

Features Dr Johnson. Any relation?

Cromulent

Great word, please accept my contrafibularities.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies and a John Terry statement.

Extremes

I'm going for Swindon to beat Sheff Utd in the final.

Incredible, penalty to win promotion hits the bar and Donny break to score the winner that makes them champions.

We could build a mythology around it, endlessly bringing it up to try and tie people to the club, and ruthlessly exploit it for advertising purposes. Not that anyone would think of that though.

Other clubs would sing sick songs at us.

 

Hartlepool fans today travelling to Crawley, brilliant considering the distance and the fact they're down!

Quality. A great sense of humour in adversity.

Me and my mates are going as Father ted characters,

 

I'm ted, we have a dougal, jack, mrs doyle and a Bishop Brennan.

 

 

We have "DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING" and "CAREFUL NOW" signs.

There was a bloke in front of me at the James gig at the MEN last night who was just like the dancing priest. He didn't stop all night, even when there was a pause in the music.

"I have a rare condition, if I just have a sip of tea I could die"

"I'll pour you a cup just in case"

Wigwam and Ashton Vanilla meet in the last game. Dream for the neutral, not that many of us will be neutral for that one.

No we are all not pure or morally superior, we are road users. There are cyclists that ride without due care and attention as there are car drivers that do the same. As a adult member of a cycling club that educates the younger age kids on road safety and respect for other road users, I find it unacceptable that car drivers find cyclists fair game to harass and abuse whilst sharing the same road. Try telling a 12 year old kid that being spat at whilst riding your bike on the road by some moronic passenger in a car is what you should expect. If twats like James Martin are a model of society god save us all.

I just found it amusing that this post including a passenger spitting was upboated by flemboy, guilt?

If we're doing hypothetical wipe outs could we borrow the Wipeout course from the engaging and entertaining TV show? LJ could use this as part of his summer selection process with fans (perhaps a select dozen or so) invited down for the final.

That would weed out the gutless tossers. We could have the cheeky , loveable Hammond describing Crofty trying to negotiate his arse past a wall with boxing gloves randomly firing out. Iwelumo jumping over the... (forget the last one)

Like most adult cyclists I also drive and in previous jobs I have done very high mileage. There are pricks on bikes and similarly behind the wheel. Someone who deliberately sneaks up on cyclists in an electric car and drives them off the road belongs in the c box. I sm upgrading from melon baller in my earlier post on this thread to cast iron griddle. Yorkshire :censored:.

LSD-Luis Suarez dentures

That my friend is clever, can I use it without a copyright fee?

Feel free (or feel 11 binary style)