Monty Burns

Managed a legendary midfielder, a top class midfielder and a decent midfielder. Says quite a bit about the man. I’d play him on the right tho.

Bolivia.

Oh dear.

We probably doubled this one guys cafe takings for the whole year in about an hour, so we were completely to blame. Flash western bastards.

No it was this year!! We were slightly off the beaten track, but it did look like 1972 all soviet style concrete high rises and shit cars. After I spotted him lurking and pointed him out, he went all conspicuous and just stood in the road photographing us.

No I was basing the bitter and backwards bit on just general life here. As a sufferer of Prosopagnasia, it is plausible I keep running into the few same people and my view is maybe more extreme than reality.

Recently, three of us attended the Carlisle match sober. We were in the ground for 1445 piled up with pies and everything. We were a bit unsure what you are supposed to do so we kind of aimlessly wandered to some seats on the halfway line in the Joe Royle. There is a guy there at the front who sits with his teenage lad shouting random complete bollocks. His son is extremely embarrassed by him and probably can’t wait until he is old enough to not go any more. Behind us were a group of men who just moaned about about Ishmael Miller being fat and slow, despite him having a good game and sometimes looking quite fast. I suspect they may have been darft racists. Then at HT we noticed some fc united stickers near the pie stand thing and tried to rip them off, one of us pointed out it may look asif we had just put them up. Highlight of the afternoon was megging passers by with a milk carton. We changed seats to avoid the previously mentioned absolute tards, then went home at 1615. Looking back it was funny, in reality it really isn’t. Bitter, backwards town. Very sad.

When I was recently in east Berlin our group was actually breifly tailed and photographed by a rather shady looking eastern european type chap. Most thought it was funny, I didn’t.

‘Typical Latics’ init.

Likewise.

This is pretty mental tbf.

Unlucky

Is it on tv?

Bury have won the FA Cup twice, so theyre a bigger club than us.

Nah at least 1000, maybe even as many as we want if they are allowed to set capacity as 3500, they will want it as full as possible.

Latics 3-0 HT 1-0 O’Grady 3234

Not like Kowenicki to be wrong.

Much of my life is alcohol and drug fuelled.

Latics 3-0 HT 1-0 OOH Chris O’Grady att 4237

Doncaster. Nailed on.

Yeah but there’d be some mega first touches and/or turns.

Fresh. Ishmael Miller to smash it, whilst locals mutter about how slow and shit he is.

Surridge won’t be playing in division 4 again next season. Be lucky if he finishes this season down here, nevermind next. Need to go up to even have a remote chance of him staying with us.

What, like this type of game? http://www.bbc.co.uk/skillswise/topic/punctuation

???? Excellent.