Monty Burns

Errrr I wasnt the one who brought it up again. Hello..... Hellooo...... *Watches high horses galloping into the distance*

Nice one. Thats what I thought and so thats how we proceeded. Thanks.

Yeah because the Davies one was so in the balance for so long? Davies was so boringly clear cut AND so stupidly suggested. End of.

Hello again!!!! Last night we were playing and my rook was on the square next to his bishop, which in turn was on the square next to his king. It was his move and he moved his bishop which left his king in clear danger. He said 'well its not trapped I will just move it next turn' but my rook could take his king, which I now know is not the aim of the game, so what happens. Has he lost?

Reading that, they would have a pretty decent team. How bad a person does it make me that i can never read the name of the old serbian war monger, without thinking of the old highly distaseteful joke about the common name of serbian prostitutes?

Still unbeaten I've heard? I heard that even though they have now lost in the league, the LEAGUE play offs, the FA cup, the league cup and pre season freindlies, because they are unbeaten in the champions league then they can still claim it.

Arent we still paying his wages?

Asked me to log in so I :censored:ed it off.

5 in 5 in a higher division. Feckin Donkey.

Yeah yeah, Stitch will be up here before we know it. Please dont minus this post, I really give a :censored:!!! Poor poor choice, glad its been put in its place!

I wagged school to go to swindon in the FA Cup, and my grandma saw me on the news shouting 'you dont know what youre doing' at some bloke who had proposed to his girlfriend on the pitch at half time. That was slightly funny (to my mates) but then we got to school and my headteacher had seen it aswell, apparantley that was hillarious.

Doubt it if hudds want a fee for him.

FOR THE FIRST TIME You are letting your personal (often wrong) opinion cloud your selections. Your blurb is biased and makes you look silly.

Because hes :censored:e.

Fast losing respect for whoever proposes these, what a stupid suggestion.

What phone have you got? Or do you generally drag around a top of the range HDTV camera?

Made me laugh when he scored then grabbed the ball off the defender asif we were 1-4 down!!! Hes class.

Thanks for this chaps.

No way!!!! Its 7-1 to me, but he would defo have won more games if we knew this. Think we will have to reset the scores!!!

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I never played chess when I was younger, but my son wanted to start playing so we got a set with the basic rules etcetera, but were a little confused so I thought 'I know, I'll go on a football forum and ask them!' So, When I can trap his King, am I supposed to tell him and give him the chance to escape? Or wait my turn and take his king and win? If a pawn gets to the other end of the board, what happens then? does it just have to sit there? Thanks in advance. There may be more stupid questions to come, watch this space!!!

I wouldnt pay £41

Baaa.

I used to think that, but then quite a few of may mates who are reds couldnt understand why (and were disapointed that) they didnt play us for Scholes testimonial.