Monty Burns

obviously bc he's dead

Frank- 'l can not wait to have a trophy cabinet at Oldham. and l wont be putting it in the boardroom, l'll put it where evrybody can see it.'

hey its interesting we can see who has voted for what. lno it was promised in the post but l just assumed my phone couldnt handle it bc it never could before. don't want to blow my own trumpet twice in a week but from a cold analytical standpoint seeing my name in a lower occupied future projection is not historically good in terms of dealing with it actually happening. however, massively on the flip side, l have previously stated my admiration for Dave_og's gambling built lavish pile in the country and he says Champions so 🗣lets fuckin 'ave ittttttt

stop hijackin the thread lve already said welcome back you massive wine soaked weirdo

don't think we can really be expecting to mix with the likes of Dulwich Hamlet and pull off the signing

youve quoted yourself!! is this what you hoped l'd say? welcome back. don't fuck about, don't find out.

wine

bet365's top goalscorer market opening three are Will Grigg 6/1 Mike Fondop-Tallum 14/1 Joe Nuttall 16/1 notable others Alex Reid 33/1 Hallum Hope 40/1 kurt Willoughby 40/1 Junior Luamba () 66/1 not to encourage gambling but Reid and Willoughby e/w is excellent odds and l expect them to change (took three weeks last time l said that, l think)

amputated by Frank without anesthetic using a swiss army knife, a first aid kit and a blowtorch.

somebody asked that on here when we signed him so l am actually aware the % of people who will get it is rather low

is he related to Dean and Daniel?

and how much life you lose personally each time you do it without excessive PPE

tbh in that few theres a few respectable opinions

yes. hundred club, blowtorched and none blowtorched.

fuckinell how did we all miss that l'll upvote it when lm alloowed!

lve seen another pic where there seems to be a T shape left of not yet done ones, so l'm going to assume there has been some training going on (elf n safety) and that is where The Man stood at a later overseeing of the better proespects from earlier. whilst lve been typing lve been coming up with various jokes about touching up the main stand upper seats in the same manner, but l couldnt organise the words into a sentence in time!

call me strange but l kind of fancy one side the RRE that look quite good and maybe even have a warming effect in winter..

bet we havent had a full pre season without A Trialist since the Tandle Hills days

lve often wondered how many plastic seats can be rejuvenated by one blow torch in a day. now l know.

out on loan maybe, unless we go 352

*nips to check we are actually playing Curzon*

in the market we seem to be moving in the no window massively works for us bc we can fish around in the big pond and if we somehow miss all the best catches then we just move to the next pond, which is much like the early days of the previous pond but where hardly anybody else has a permit!!! we NEED one player and now lve wasted extra time itallicking, underlining, bolding and capsing the word lve realised we don't actually need to that extent. but we will be doing so. its so exciting, curzon are gettin stuffed today

royton is massive compared to this place we havent even got a shop as neighbours fear it would encourage feral youths to congregate

dont worry about it after yeovil l said we need 1-2 CB's, a RB, two midfielders and a striker. lve also predicted a global financial crash, a national housing crash and at least three wars. l make money overall against the bookie, l only work about four months per year on avaerage and l live in a posh little village. despite dropping out of school at 14, inheriting zero birth lottery finacial winnings but the genetic 'gifts' of Prosopagnasia and Aspergers. oh and having the photogenacy of a 15 year old Peter Crouch. its just a case of knowin when lm taking the piss (98%) when l'm bein serious (1%) and when l'm wrong (1%). altho somebody once angrily told me l'm never wrong. then they followed up by accusing me alt-right and whiney, blocking me then starting a whisper campaign. so l wouldn't trust his opinion, as l'm defo wrong sometimes. pretty sure l'm not alt-right and whiney but l suppose its all about perception.

not for years. either his mind is sufficiently occupied or he is a constant menace for the mods that we just don't see! the phone in guys do a great job with him and maybe thats what keeps him off here.