Monty Burns

yeah but only at international level so l get time on the ball

we all are

is this going to be like the time l had to stop my son from googling 'young boys of switzerland'..?

he's only 30 that must have been some slog of a paper round

lm already involved l was just threading an advertising thru ball incase anybody thought the pisstaking of mike halliwell above was real.. wonder where he is? l dont really. sad fuck.

is it open to new players?

theres a few on here who will have heard all that shit too many times!!!!!!!!

l also used to think that Terminator 2 was a warning from the future, but that's a bit too commercial now

yeah l believe in aliens altho l dont really get laughed at anymore, thanks to the soft disclosure policy which is currently playing out. twin towers having everything destroyed except the passports of the attackers was just an insult to human intelligence. but its a rabbit hole so lm not interested in that truth. iraq wasn't about WMD. oh no, we proved that one in the end didnt we!! the CIA run drugs. oh wait, that was proved true too. Jimmy Saville is a paedo says Louis Theroux. oh shit, that was true aswell!! Vladolf Putrid is an evil Nazi and will invade his neighbours for living space. Jayzus . actually, maybe l'm not

E I E I E I O

he called us a big club so l might not rabidly foam at the mouth if he doesn't score twice on his debut

'hes just gona play shit Football again' can get in the bin already. great statement of intent for early june. fuckin buzzin. .

love that

l also kind of appreciate the play off system too. but l didnt actually watch so l might have made up how they work in my head! l'll have a watch this coming season, see who is coming up with us 🛳

l prefer it bc its olde so it's better

and then its going to rain. pretty excellent timing that, wonder if he booked it in with HAARP .

me too. l think it comes from Stevie G for England? just a theory that. l never wore lower than 7 so l didn't really look.. l bet you were number 10? maybe 11?

'l reckon they don't even have a lottery'

l was at that match, he was top. whatever division we were in he would have destroyed it for six months and moved. he made the wrong decision, whatever he was called. think it had a K in it.

Jose Baxter, Baby.

nice one lads. our first friendly is the 8th l think, so l'd imagine three(ish) by then. lve also heard a possible rumour that we are still lookn at that guy called A.Trialist but don't quote me on that.

basically, Nick Henry plus goals!

aye. do we even know what date the fixtures are out yet? it would have to be a pretty good contract offer to get somebody signed up this early. not ruling out a sneaky one just random announced at any moment, tho. kind of exepcting it based on absolutely nothing..

'could somebody please point me in the direction of the lottery results..'

in chlichéd parlance- 'a hard working box to box midfielder, with an eye for a pass, that chips in with his share of goals and assists.'