help_shiny Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 9th October, 2071 Franco Deutsch European Union England Division North West Sub Division Section 'C' Mohammed Smith's Ozone Protection Cream New Blackpool Seasiders 12-17 Ben Shaw's D&B Oldham Phoenix 2021 Ltd A fairly low scoring game (under the 2056 multiball rules) bringing the Firebirds victory at New Blackpool's seaside stadium at Leyland. Unfortunately I choke on my false teeth on the way home in my stretch hover car - one of the four young starlets with me spends a trifle too long using my face as a seat and a long and distinguished life is brought to a halt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beag_teeets Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I ain't dying on a weekend, no siree, I am going to die on works time. I am sure the missus will get a bigger payout if I die on the job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 (edited) While singing 'Oldham 'til I die' during the rarely wrong Chron and Rochdale Observer Rose Bowl game. P.S. Stuart Pike's commentary on the Championship-winning game against Sheffield Wednesday to be played at my funeral. Edited September 3, 2008 by Diego_Sideburns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Deathdate informs me that I shall be dying on the 6th July 2036. This will be shortly after the European Championships in Germany, which we will fail to qualify, and before our opening game in Conference 2 (North) football against Skipton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
help_shiny Posted September 3, 2008 Author Share Posted September 3, 2008 Deathdate informs me that I shall be dying on the 6th July 2036. This will be shortly after the European Championships in Germany, which we will fail to qualify, and before our opening game in Conference 2 (North) football against Skipton. shame you miss the Skipton game, my son scores a screamer in the last minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oafc88 Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 While singing 'Oldham 'til I die' during the rarely wrong Chron and Rochdale Observer Rose Bowl game. P.S. Stuart Pike's commentary on the Championship-winning game against Sheffield Wednesday to be played at my funeral. Is it possible to get a copy of that commentary?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyritchieshairline Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 9th October, 2071 Franco Deutsch European Union England Division North West Sub Division Section 'C' Mohammed Smith's Ozone Protection Cream New Blackpool Seasiders 12-17 Ben Shaw's D&B Oldham Phoenix 2021 Ltd A fairly low scoring game (under the 2056 multiball rules) bringing the Firebirds victory at New Blackpool's seaside stadium at Leyland. Unfortunately I choke on my false teeth on the way home in my stretch hover car - one of the four young starlets with me spends a trifle too long using my face as a seat and a long and distinguished life is brought to a halt. After the floods have left us as the pre-eminant club in the country, it will be during the champions league semi-final second leg game at Kathmandu Academicals, just as we go into an unassailable 4-1 aggregate lead with 30 seconds to go. Just my luck to miss the final in Inverness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch_KTF Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 (edited) As long as it's not in Coca Cola League 1, or it's equivalent, I dont care!! Edited September 3, 2008 by Stitch_KTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Is it possible to get a copy of that commentary?? PM me your email address and I'll see what I can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukka Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 (edited) Walsall at the bescot on 2nd May 2009. Table before the game: Leicester 91 Leeds 90 ------------------- Latics 89 Latics game vs Walsall is put back 15 minutes due to crowd congestion. Goal at Gresty road. Crewe 1 Leicester 0 (Zola 33) Goal at Ellend road. Leeds 1 Northampton 0 (Beckford 44) HT At the bescot- Gutted (0-0) Latics are on top, but Demontenac has missed a good chance. Goal at Gresty Road - Crewe 2 Leicester 0 (Scumacher 59) Goal at Ellend Road - Leeds 1 Northampton 1 (Akinfatwa) Latics haveing to cope with a lot of walsall pressure. 16.56 - Full Time at gresty road. 16.58 - 7 minutes into injury time... Leeds 1 Northampton 2 (Akinfatwa) The ref an leagues ploy to add on as much time as possible for leeds Backfires!) 16.59 - Full time at Elland Road. 17.01- Taylor on a run..... inside to whittaker, neat ball out wide to Eardley. Eardleys long back into the box, theres a scramble - laid out wide to Smalley he hits it... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! My head actually explodes and I die before seeing us lift the trophy. Edited September 3, 2008 by pukka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Our reserves will be playing Derby away 3/9/08 As i've just died on my last thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimsleftfoot Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 shame you miss the Skipton game, my son scores a screamer in the last minute My Daughter scores a hat trick in that game to. I always thought my supermodel wife must be doing stuff with the postman as my Daughter didn’t get her sporting ability and good looks from me. I die on December 26th 2037 after opening a parcel whilst musing on why the postman was delivering stuff on a bank holiday. I miss our boxing day win against FC Bindippers. My daughter plays through the grief to score a 95th min penalty. It’s not all bad for me though; I am reincarnated as a coyote and spot the wife and the postman on the holiday they paid for with my insurance pay out. I do what comes naturally to Coyote’s and eat them both. I then put the rest of the insurance money on black at a Vegas casino, come away with $2,000,000,000 Euros and bank roll future Latics to Universal glory. First signing is Martian star player Flipfloparoo for more money than we can currently imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky_Latic Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Is it possible to get a copy of that commentary?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy_Fent Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I have it on cassette somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I am sure the missus will get a bigger payout if I die on the job You'd have to time it very carefully, or that final "payout" will go to the grave with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beag_teeets Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 You'd have to time it very carefully, or that final "payout" will go to the grave with you My impeccable is timing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 My impeccable is timing. At least her complexion would be glowing at the reception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 mine will be in 30 march 2019 , i'm too young to die , and we will be playing diego's team Ebbsfleet utd in division 1 , yes we are still here and we have just finished building the new stand . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martjs Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I have it on cassette somewhere Cassette?* Made me think of this: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dSINO6MKtco&...feature=related * So have I! But I also have some of it digitally - think it's the last few minutes. Got it off Museum De Latique Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Ronnie Moore Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Tranmere Rovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAV Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Walsall at the bescot on 2nd May 2009. Table before the game: Leicester 91 Leeds 90 ------------------- Latics 89 Latics game vs Walsall is put back 15 minutes due to crowd congestion. Goal at Gresty road. Crewe 1 Leicester 0 (Zola 33) Goal at Ellend road. Leeds 1 Northampton 0 (Beckford 44) HT At the bescot- Gutted (0-0) Latics are on top, but Demontenac has missed a good chance. Goal at Gresty Road - Crewe 2 Leicester 0 (Scumacher 59) Goal at Ellend Road - Leeds 1 Northampton 1 (Akinfatwa) Latics haveing to cope with a lot of walsall pressure. 16.56 - Full Time at gresty road. 16.58 - 7 minutes into injury time... Leeds 1 Northampton 2 (Akinfatwa) The ref an leagues ploy to add on as much time as possible for leeds Backfires!) 16.59 - Full time at Elland Road. 17.01- Taylor on a run..... inside to whittaker, neat ball out wide to Eardley. Eardleys long back into the box, theres a scramble - laid out wide to Smalley he hits it... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! My head actually explodes and I die before seeing us lift the trophy. Knowing my luck it would be about 30 seconds before we kick off in the champions league final against Barca(Jonny P tries to revive me but I'm a gonner). If not,about 20 minutes after pukka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Knowing my luck it would be about 30 seconds before we kick off in the champions league final against Barca(Jonny P tries to revive me but I'm a gonner). If not,about 20 minutes after pukka Still long enough for you to overtake Methusalah as the oldest man ever isn't it though? 1975 my arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAV Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Still long enough for you to overtake Methusalah as the oldest man ever isn't it though? 1975 my arse! If you want proof,i will provide on saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonesyOAFC Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 League One, 2073 versus Leyton Orient. Spontaneous combustion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wenks Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 2082. No one we went bust in 2056 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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