leezyverpunk Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Because posh spice doesnt eat, she hasnt got a belly But when she is shaggin Beckham, she's thinkin bout John Kelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Coz she was in a pop band, she had to maintain her hair But when Beckham was bummin her, she was wishin it was Nick Sinclair Because Posh Spice doesnt eat she is always far too thin But when getting munched by Beckham, she was thinkin bout Gary Hoolickin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 her singing's not very good When she's doin Beckham She's thinking of Ian Wood shes the size of two sticks When she's doin Beckham She's thinking of Keith Hicks. Perish the thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingdingaling Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 her fanny's very slack but when she's riding beckham she thinks of Gary Mac her brain is very light but when she's banging beckham she thinks of tommy wright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 She has a thing for Rolls Royces But when she’s shagging Beckham She thinks of the King of all Geordies When eating she is picky But when she’s shagging Beckham She thinks of Ryszard Kowenicki She looks a little odd But when she’s shagging Beckham She thinks of Simon Stainrod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Her husband likes to spank her But when she’s shagging Beckham She thinks of Neil Warnock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 She looks just like a skittle But when she’s shagging Beckham She thinks of Maurice Whittle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingdingaling Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 she thinks she is a model but when she's blowing beckham she never fooking swollows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 When away she stays at the Hyatt But when she’s shagging Beckham She thinks of Jim Fryatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsAndy Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 When away she stays at the Hyatt But when she’s shagging Beckham She thinks of Jim Fryatt She thinks that food will harm her But when she's sh*ggin Beckham She thinks of Roger Palmer Ohhh Roger Palmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Her husband likes to spank her But when she’s shagging Beckham She thinks of Neil Warnock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 The maid & servents live outside in a tatty tent. But when shes shaggin Beckham She asks " Did the earth move?" NO.....it was the Collider Experiment......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 She thinks that food will harm her But when she's sh*ggin Beckham She thinks of Roger Palmer Ohhh Roger Palmer Keep up! She thinks that food will harm her But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Roger Palmer Always my favourite - that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 SHE THINKS PEOPLE WHO MEET HER, HAVE A REAL HONOUR BUT WHEN SHE'S SHAGGIN BECKHAM, SHE REALLY WANTS MCDONOUGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidCollinge Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Now Dave puts it around a bit Hes always in a rush But when shes Shaggin Beckham She has an itchy bush Shes always fancied fat blokes she thinks there really hot but when shes shaggin Beckham She dreams of Ian Stott Shes always on her PC looking at the news But when shes shaggin Beckham Shes wishing she was on OWT Blues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GFBunn Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Delia Smith's a lovely milf I wish that I could pork her But all the time I know That she'd be thinking of Mike Walker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GFBunn Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Delia Smith's a slapper Her muff is large and hairy And when she's getting rogered She sings like a canary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Posh's favourite position is on her hands and knees but when she's dogged by Beckham, she's thinkin bout John Humphreys Posh has had a lot of cock, she had millions and millions but when Beckham aside, her favourite is Gary Williams All this lack of eating will really make posh ill, When she shags Beckham, she really wants Bob Colville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 She gets her hubby to buy her expensive presents But what she really wants is to suck of Kenny Clements When Becks goes out for a drink, she gets really jealous, But she gets here own back by sucking off Tony Ellis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forte_Baby Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Her phone is always on and when she's shagging Beckham she dreams of Andy Thom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forte_Baby Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 We know she likes to Swallow and when she's shagging beckham She dreams of Joe Royle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 She is not a nice person, in fact she is a bit of pain but when she's with Mr Beckham, she's gagging for Paul Kane Of her 3 kids, she doesnt know the father But my guess is one of them is the legend Gunnar Halle Coz she is bulemic, she is just skin n bones, But she get a good dose of meet when she sees Paul Jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchie82 Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Her minge is big and sticky and when she's sha**ing Beckham she thinks of tricky Ricky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Her phone is always on and when she's shagging Beckham she dreams of Andy Thom Was this supposed to be Stuart or that kraut that played for them there fenians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forte_Baby Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 (edited) She likes doing it in the loft and when shes shagging beckham she thinks of Lee Croft Edited September 12, 2008 by oafctom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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