OldhamSheridan Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 I won't mention my 'Crying Game' dream. *Cough* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 I dreamt once that ants would crawl from an open wound on my hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted January 3, 2010 Author Share Posted January 3, 2010 Hmm...which part of the above post was edited...not the last line by any chance ? No, the rubber sheets weren't required on this occasion. First night I was up here I was dreaming that I was so tired that I was a million times clumsier even than I actaully am, like I was tripping over and kicking myself in the head and things, and I dropped some cards that my mum gave me into a fire and was burning my fingers trying to get them out. Still, at least I don't have any issues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_b_100 Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 (edited) He was obviously looking for it in her mouth Hang on, wasn't that the plot line of Deep Throat? He might be onto something, that's where it's been hiding all these years... Deep throat has a plot line .......... Do any other gentlemans films have them ....Am I missing out ???????? please advise Edited January 11, 2010 by andy_b_100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Deeop throat has a plot line .......... Do any other gentlemans films have them ....Am I missing out ???????? please advise Photocopier needs fixing. Man with glasses walks in and says "Well, what have we got here?" Bow, backachow-wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creepy Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 would you think im weird if i held my hands up and admitted i had a dream about Corporal Jones last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted February 13, 2010 Author Share Posted February 13, 2010 would you think im weird if i held my hands up and admitted i had a dream about Corporal Jones last night? Yes. Freak. I had a horrible one last night, connected to real things, but found out today that the reality is much better. The value of your dreams can go down as well as up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creepy Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Yes. Freak. I had a horrible one last night, connected to real things, but found out today that the reality is much better. The value of your dreams can go down as well as up. do you know that in my mind he is a window fitter, who has just finished a job at tescos on Huddersfield Road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted February 13, 2010 Author Share Posted February 13, 2010 do you know that in my mind he is a window fitter, who has just finished a job at tescos on Huddersfield Road? Did he punch Chris Taylor from his ladder and then eat Joe Jacobson's cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yard Dog Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 would you think im weird if i held my hands up and admitted i had a dream about Corporal Jones last night? I have to ask...is that last 'smiley' a stickysheets.gif smiley ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creepy Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 I have to ask...is that last 'smiley' a stickysheets.gif smiley ? make your own mind up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 24, 2013 Author Share Posted April 24, 2013 A few nights ago, I was back home and took a can of beer from the fridge. My mum saw that it was not a recognised brand and started to rant at me for my lack of class. However, I pointed out that it was an M & S Green Lager, compulsory OASIS purchase when buying inside a station, and she started shedding tears of joy that I turned out so classy. Like I say, it was a dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted July 18, 2013 Author Share Posted July 18, 2013 An England, or perhaps lions flanked piled over half a dozen convicts to score a great try. Then it turned out to be a special pitch including a narrow country lane, modelled i think on the one up the hill above the old football pitch at Summit. The flanked defending the lane. On a huge horse. There were also spears and handheld trident firing weapons, but these were only for show. I was then in my old bedroom and accidentally shot a trident into the wall. I thought i would be in trouble but noticed two other holes covered up with black tape. Turns out that two of my friends, who were both very pro Iraq war, had dug them to hide pictures of soldiers which they had set fire to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Well scary one at the end of yesterday's afternoon nap. A personal audience with Papa Doc Duvallier. Got out of there sharpish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I once had a dream a horse called The King of Spain would win the Derby, I told all my workmates and they lumped plenty on to it...it finished down the field at Epsom. Shortly after it ran in the Irish Derby and won at massive odds, no one including myself had a penny on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I once had a dream that Freddie Mercury had died. It turned out he had and I'd fallen asleep with the radio on. True story. I reckon I could make a living on the after dinner circuit with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 I once had a dream that Freddie Mercury had died. It turned out he had and I'd fallen asleep with the radio on. True story. I reckon I could make a living on the after dinner circuit with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 28, 2013 Author Share Posted October 28, 2013 To precurse, in my wakeful life i don't eat beef. So, I've bought a glass jar of bolognese sauce (already shudders from some, i know) but convinced that it would be meat free so i could have it on it's own or make it with lamb. At the last second i checked the ingredients which said, "contains beef and horse." So i gave it to Mr Tulsehill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Sinnott Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 I once had a dream that Freddie Mercury had died. It turned out he had and I'd fallen asleep with the radio on. True story. I reckon I could make a living on the after dinner circuit with that one. I had the exact same one about Princess Diana when she died... Recently, my dreams have been about losing teeth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 (edited) Recently, my dreams have been about losing teeth...That means you're a vain bastard. It can also be that you're going through a major life change. Edited October 28, 2013 by opinions4u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukka Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Last week I had a dream I was playing 5 a side in Burton against a team of scallies. Amanda Holden and Whoopi Goldberg were the celebrity referees. When anyone scored - the scallies attacked us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Throwing spears last night. No idea who at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Olympic Squad Rio - You are in no other booger can throw them. I think the underlying psychological reason for a "spear dream" is that I was horny. Which puzzles me as to why it's the first one I can recall having. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted November 6, 2013 Author Share Posted November 6, 2013 I think the underlying psychological reason for a "spear dream" is that I was horny. Which puzzles me as to why it's the first one I can recall having. I presumed you were trying to stop her singing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Throwing spears last night. No idea who at.As long as it wasn't at Lt. Gonville Bromhead, or anyone portraying him, I reckon you'll be right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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