ritchie82 Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 If she's as good as you're all making out, I'll be needing my porridge gun. If she's? You mean they as good, no? I'd just bring your w**k bank and leave the porridge gun until bath time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 This is possibly the most inappropriate thread ever to be on OWTB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 You lot could charm the paint off the walls - take it easy boys this is overstepping the mark... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 you lot need to take this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchie82 Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 you lot need to take this As you have asked me for her name Bob I think perhaps you could do with a cold shower. I'm not telling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchie82 Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 Oh dear Your for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyP Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I went down on Monday afternoon for tickets, I couldn't agree more, very nice, might have to buy my tickets during the week in future. I reckon big Joe could be eyeing them up, to be recycled into our new pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy the owl Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 It's not surprising to see that with all the 80's nostalgia going on that comments like "she belongs to me" and "great cans" are being spoken. It's like we're in a time warp. Bet she's dead chuffed. I can assure you that my comment was neither neandrathol based nor degrading to the lady in question. Janice knows my sense of humour and my comment is one that has been played out for years since she first started. She loves the owl and the owl loves her, end of. I suspect that she wants to ruffle my feathers but ive told her it would be as unproffesional as me going on the pop the night before a game Im sure she will be laughing when i tell her later than her assets have become there own topic on OWTB, im sure she will be on to have a look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Dowds Green Shirt Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I can assure you that my comment was neither neandrathol based nor degrading to the lady in question. Janice knows my sense of humour and my comment is one that has been played out for years since she first started. She loves the owl and the owl loves her, end of. I suspect that she wants to ruffle my feathers but ive told her it would be as unproffesional as me going on the pop the night before a game Im sure she will be laughing when i tell her later than her assets have become there own topic on OWTB, im sure she will be on to have a look. More like the day of a game. "cough" Carlisle away "cough" Anyway you just pass through from your "cough" changing "cough" room to the pitch. Others have to work with her sometimes for hours on end. Cheers, Harry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch_KTF Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) The more and more and more and more and more I think about them, I think your right. Older lady but still pretty decent in a dirty way with baps of an 18 year old Russian waitress so I'd say there has been a bit of very good work done. Yup, we're definately talking about the same lady here. It's clear to see she's got what it takes to make a classic OWTB avatar.... Edited March 17, 2009 by Stitch_KTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lags Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I have been informed Judith is not the temptrest i was speaking of. I'm going back down there, her milkers bring all the boys to the park.... Will the board award me a golden Whooooosh. What say you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
real Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Will the board award me a golden Whooooosh. What say you? You had a couple of them hook line and sinker there Lags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bertie_Dugger Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 So there'll be a full house on Saturday then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onesj Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 This thread has made me laugh so much.... being a season ticket holder I don't get the pleasure of this ladies 'Cans' or 'Norks' but next season based on this thread, I may well buy a ticket weekly! Keep up the good work... keep writing these topics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quark Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 This is the most entertaining thread I ever read. Living down south, I have no chance of checking out the facts. Surely one of you guys has got a camera? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAV Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 So there'll be a full house on Saturday then? Not if people are going to buy tickets,the 'House' will be empty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JACOAFC Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I can assure you that my comment was neither neandrathol based nor degrading to the lady in question. Janice knows my sense of humour and my comment is one that has been played out for years since she first started. She loves the owl and the owl loves her, end of. I suspect that she wants to ruffle my feathers but ive told her it would be as unproffesional as me going on the pop the night before a game Im sure she will be laughing when i tell her later than her assets have become there own topic on OWTB, im sure she will be on to have a look. I would love to ruffle the owls feathers but Im more partial to stroking your beak!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JACOAFC Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 This is the most entertaining thread I ever read. Living down south, I have no chance of checking out the facts. Surely one of you guys has got a camera? I'll be checking all the bushes on furtherwood Road tomoz for hidden cameras!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I can assure you that my comment was neither neandrathol based nor degrading to the lady in question. Janice knows my sense of humour and my comment is one that has been played out for years since she first started. She loves the owl and the owl loves her, end of. I suspect that she wants to ruffle my feathers but ive told her it would be as unproffesional as me going on the pop the night before a game Im sure she will be laughing when i tell her later than her assets have become there own topic on OWTB, im sure she will be on to have a look. Note top Mods, please can you keep this thread, I beleive the lady in question may need it for the tribunal hearing... Mind you, it's now easy to spot the 14 year olds or 35 yo without a girlfriend from this thread.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchie82 Posted March 18, 2009 Author Share Posted March 18, 2009 I'll be checking all the bushes on furtherwood Road tomoz for hidden cameras!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy the owl Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Note top Mods, please can you keep this thread, I beleive the lady in question may need it for the tribunal hearing... Mind you, it's now easy to spot the 14 year olds or 35 yo without a girlfriend from this thread.. Actually im 34 and i DO have a girlfriend.....Just hope the wife doesnt find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Actually im 34 and i DO have a girlfriend.....Just hope the wife doesnt find out. Lucky guess!! Actually, I wasn't really referring to you Chaddy, after all you don't need to go hiding in the shrubs to get a picture! but if the costume fits....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy the owl Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I would love to ruffle the owls feathers but Im more partial to stroking your beak!!!!! You always ruffle my feathers. By the way, last time you stroked my beak you missed, its a lot higher up than that Lucky guess!! Actually, I wasn't really referring to you Chaddy, after all you don't need to go hiding in the shrubs to get a picture! but if the costume fits....! Ive got a photo album full of them and im open to offers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bertie_Dugger Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Actually im 34 and i DO have a girlfriend.....Just hope the wife doesnt find out. Better hope the girlfriend doesn't find out that you're married. Or does she not give a hoot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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