porkpie_blue Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Hope this works and helps to diffuse some of the tension building on the forum. Please remember "it's just for fun". Don't elaborate, simply write a simple one liner. A starter for ten... "Even miracle workers get crucified" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creepy Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 (edited) 'if at first you dont succeed', redefine success' Edited September 3, 2009 by creepy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footy68 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Due to the current economic climate, the light at the end of the tunnel has been temporarily switched off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creepy Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 'you will get what you are given, now shut up' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futchers briefs Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 There are many dropped stitches (sorry Andy, no pun intended!!) along footballs rich tapestry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creepy Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 'the difference between Oldham and a tea bag is' - 'the tea bag stays in the cup longer' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shorelatic Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Norman began to hyperventilate when he saw the doctor. "I'm sure I've got liver disease." "That's ridiculous," said the doctor: "You'd never know if you had liver disease. There's no discomfort of any kind." "Exactly!" said Norman. "Those are my precise symptoms." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAV Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 This is Oldham,live with it or f**k off!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creepy Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 astronauts are training at Boundary park - apparently there is no atmosphere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shorelatic Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 What does it do to us to be chained to fate? Is there is a way to abandon all the guides of doom funnelling the way to a hell of mediocrity and anonymity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creepy Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 gingers - we love em cute little bald blokes - every club needs em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Win when we're singing, we only win when we're singing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wozz_oafc Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Chained to the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porkpie_blue Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 You can take the man out of Oldham, but you can't take Oldham out of the man Hope this works and helps to diffuse some of the tension building on the forum. Please remember "it's just for fun". Don't elaborate, simply write a simple one liner. A starter for ten... "Even miracle workers get crucified" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 "...be thou faithful unto death, and I shall give thee a crown of life" Hold on isn't the The Chaplin supposed to come up with that sort of stuff, and me say :censored: like: 'Never confuse motion with action'. NB. Then again as the first is probably blasphemy, I suspect not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Despair you can live with. It's the hope that gets you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chaplain Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Hold on isn't the The Chaplain supposed to come up with that sort of stuff, "Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen." (Hebrews 11.1) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 "Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen." (Hebrews 11.1) "Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen." (Hebrews 11.1) I Penney 2:6-8 Wherefore also it is contained in the scripture, Behold, I lay in Sion Corney a chief corner stone, elect, precious: and he that believeth on him [Penny] shall not be confounded. Unto you therefore which believe he is precious: but unto them which be disobedient, the stone which the builders disallowed, the same is made the head of the corner, And a stone of stumbling, and a rock of offence, even to them which stumble at the word, being disobedient: whereunto also they were appointed. Herein lies the reason for Dave Penney's rights as head of both Latics and all Followers of Christ. Now THAT's blasphemy/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Really can't be arsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 ... the same is made the head of the corner, And a stone of stumbling, and a rock of defence, even to them which stumble at the word, being disobedient: whereunto also they were appointed. I'm visualising a central defender of biblical proportions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 If at first you dont succeed , Boo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 If at first you dont succeed , Boo That is absolutely brilliant Ryan!!! Laughed out loud.... that wont be beaten.... In fact, I think we should have this instead of "keep the Faith" on our shirts.... Can also be changed to: "If at first you dont succeed" , ing Boo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigDog Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 That is absolutely brilliant Ryan!!! Laughed out loud.... that wont be beaten.... In fact, I think we should have this instead of "keep the Faith" on our shirts.... Can also be changed to: "If at first you dont succeed" , ing Boo 'Time only knows the price we have to pay' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m800afc Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I'm visualising a central defender of biblical proportions. So am I. Greegan. An immobile pillar of salt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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