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Just for fun - One liners to describe our club/fans/management etc.


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From managers;

 

"I've told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones"

 

"I don't believe in luck... but I do believe you need it."

 

"What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio"

 

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel"

 

 

 

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Due to the current economic climate, the light at the end of the tunnel has been temporarily switched off.

 

The light at the end of the tunnel is a train......on it's way to Accrington!

 

or Simon Blitz take note...

 

Behold! The Messiah returns, but his long journey is in vain for he brings only (goal) famine and defeat.

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Hope this works and helps to diffuse some of the tension building on the forum. Please remember "it's just for fun". Don't elaborate, simply write a simple one liner.

 

A starter for ten...

 

"Even miracle workers get crucified"

 

Where there is a will there is a way, where there's a wilt there is no way

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