Frankly Mr Shankly Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Quick, have a look before they take it down. Had me in stitches... Garry Cook - Wikipedia I especially liked the: Cook worked at sports were giants Nike. for 12 years, working his way up to head of the Nike project "Brand Opportunism", before leaving Nike in June 2008 to take over as CEO of Manchester City. Although he’d been a resident of the USA since 1985, and spent four years in Amsterdam, Garry currently lives in a f*****g dreamworld. He’s an experienced liar, with experience at covering up child slavery at Nike, making him ideal for a deluded Manchester City. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny punkster Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 "gary invented the colour yellow" !!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 That's far too polite. He is without doubt the second biggest in football, after Pappa Smurf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 (edited) Excellent, someone's put some thought and effort into that. My favourite is civil rights campaigner Thaksin Shinawatra. Edited December 23, 2009 by Hometownclub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_ragg1984 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 However, he failed in a world record bid to bring Pele to the club, blaming the breakdown in negotiations on Santos, stating, "If you want my personal opinion they bottled it, He clearly was for sale but we never got to meet with the player, the behaviour of Santos got in the way." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny punkster Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 However, he failed in a world record bid to bring Pele to the club, blaming the breakdown in negotiations on Santos, stating, "If you want my personal opinion they bottled it, He clearly was for sale but we never got to meet with the player, the behaviour of Santos got in the way." touche! i bet eto'o is regretting the day he ever went to inter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Cook says that he worked very closely with basketball superstar Michael Jordan while working at Nike. But then, he also told everyone that his dad is Thor, Norse god of thunder. Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJazzer Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Thats funny. Writing style reminds me of a season synopsis i read in a manure fanzine (a friend showed it me) a few years ago where Kanchelskis kept getting caught tryin to tunnel his way out of Old Trafford and McClair brought down a helicopter with a penalty.. Love stuff like this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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