garcon Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society...e-201007072887/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society...e-201007072887/ Headlines earlier today - Police Have Found Raoul Moat's Camp. Now it's one thing shagging his missus, for which he declared war on the police, but to imply he's light in his loafers is just adding insult to injury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 They should put a £250k bounty on his head and just let Joe Public flush him out. Surely some gangsters will see that as more profitable and less risky than an armed robbery or small time drug deal. Ha! I said this to a mate today! Apparently there's a 10k reward for info relating to his capture, is that all? Some friggin' loon who's bristing with carving knives, firearms and maxed out on juice is somehow equivalent to nothing more than paying off the bloody conservatory and the PVC windows? Ballerks to that. Find him yerself. However, hang a bounty of say - oh, I don't know - clemency perhaps on his head? Let the thugs go after the thugs! They could even televise it! It'll be like Manhunter, fckin aces! You can shove yer Big Brother up yer gay arses, I wanna see Manhunter on TV right now. I wish I was in control of the telly, I'd transform the Isle of Man into one big fenced in arena with patrol dogs and gun turrets. Battle Royale would be on every sodding night. I'll do it one day, just you wait and see, I've already got the dogs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankly Mr Shankly Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I wish I was in control of the telly, I'd transform the Isle of Man into one big fenced in arena with patrol dogs and gun turrets. Battle Royale would be on every sodding night. I'll do it one day, just you wait and see, I've already got the dogs... "Killian! I'll be back!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 "Killian! I'll be back!!!" Ha, yeah Running Man. I'd even have Beat Takashi hosting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 See, part of me laughs when Rummy posts all this. Then the sensible side of me realises he's actually being serious. That's when I get scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ste1987 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Ha! I said this to a mate today! Apparently there's a 10k reward for info relating to his capture, is that all? Some friggin' loon who's bristing with carving knives, firearms and maxed out on juice is somehow equivalent to nothing more than paying off the bloody conservatory and the PVC windows? Ballerks to that. Find him yerself. However, hang a bounty of say - oh, I don't know - clemency perhaps on his head? Let the thugs go after the thugs! They could even televise it! It'll be like Manhunter, fckin aces! You can shove yer Big Brother up yer gay arses, I wanna see Manhunter on TV right now. I wish I was in control of the telly, I'd transform the Isle of Man into one big fenced in arena with patrol dogs and gun turrets. Battle Royale would be on every sodding night. I'll do it one day, just you wait and see, I've already got the dogs... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Whoever said the art of writing letters was dead? Then again, he's only writing them as he hates PC's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creepy Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share Posted July 7, 2010 That policewoman at the Raoul Moat press conferences - Does anyone else think she probably owns a poodle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 That policewoman at the Raoul Moat press conferences - Does anyone else think she probably owns a poodle? Nah- she's got all the makings of a cat person. I'm seriously beginning to doubt he is anywhere near Rothbury, he's not a member of the SAS I doubt he could evade being found for over 24 hours in a place that size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Nah- she's got all the makings of a cat person. I'm seriously beginning to doubt he is anywhere near Rothbury, he's not a member of the SAS I doubt he could evade being found for over 24 hours in a place that size. Knows people in Chester. It's only a matter amount of time before I am sweeping him out of my back yard. Who do you trust least? A man who has less than an an eye's distance between their eyes, or a bloke who has a neck wider than his head? As for the copper, she's a dog woman. It also comes with a white stick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yard Dog Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I too wonder if he's long gone from Rothbury, though I'd still be :censored:ting bricks if I was living there at this moment in time. Windows and doors would be well and truly bolted shut tonight...though the fecking meat-head, sted-head looks like he could make light work of a few bolts...yikes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Knows people in Chester. It's only a matter amount of time before I am sweeping him out of my back yard. Who do you trust least? A man who has less than an an eye's distance between their eyes, or a bloke who has a neck wider than his head? As for the copper, she's a dog woman. It also comes with a white stick... Your back yard- he wouldn't last 5 minutes in your village, he'd be a novelty even if he wasn't an armed bloke with issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Just seen Moat's Lexus on eBay. He only wants coppers for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Daft bint on Sky just said that the copper still very poorly in hospital 6 days after being shot in the face and chest at point blank range. Surely he could be doing some paperwork in a back office by now, the bloody skiver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creepy Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 he is now threatening the wider public and the police havent got a clue where he is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 he is now threatening the wider public and the police havent got a clue where he is It's a big old net they are using to try and catch him, it's been tightening for 6 days now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 he is now threatening the wider public and the police havent got a clue where he is If he comes near me he'll get some fist, I tell thee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macca Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 They should send in Gregan to hunt him down. He'll sort it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Hartlepool United have captured the signing of Spanish unknown Raoul Moat. They haven't seen him play but have heard he's got a helluva shot on him. They've moved quick before anyone else gets their hands on him. Allegedly he's wanted all over Europe. Police have said If they don't find that raoul by next week the reward will it be £20,000 as it will be a raoulover !! it appears that Moat is being surrounded! I think that Raoul Moat should do the decent thing, stop all this heartbreak and just shave off his ginger hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footy68 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 If he comes near me he'll get some fist, I tell thee! O'eer missus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loftyboy Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 O'eer missus. If Raoul Moat wore a stripy jumper and thick glasses he'd be a lot more fun to try and find Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJazzer Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 They should send in Gregan to hunt him down. He'll sort it! Well they said he us now threatening the wider population so he's probably already looking for Gregan.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJazzer Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 If he's still on the run next week will the £10k reward go up to £20k? It being a raoulover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Well they said he us now threatening the wider population so he's probably already looking for Gregan.... I thought they said he was after the population (fat large) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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