stevey62 Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 i am a latics fan now based in swindon just wondered how you join OASIS steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Generally by getting drunk on a train... One of our men lives in swindle and there are several further to the southwest. Keep your eyes peeled on here for our next mockery of an attempt at arranging anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latic12345 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 i am a latics fan now based in swindon just wondered how you join OASIS steve You fill out a form, turn up on time and pay a £50 membership fee. Then, at your first game, we find a local football pitch. You have to do ten lengths of the pitch sprinting, necking a pint and eating a McDonalds double cheeseburger at both ends. Finally, once all this is done, you have to buy our beer all day whilst being chained to Dave. Alternatively, you can just show up late, get drunk on a train and bring a (not necessarily good) sense of humour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 i am a latics fan now based in swindon just wondered how you join OASIS steve Cheers Steve, I hope they are not putting you off, don;t listen to the nonsense. Of course you don't have to get on a train to join OASIS much less get drunk* All you need to do is phone Alan Hardy, explain you want to join OASIS, and say you have the membership fee, ask him to double check the wages for Cody mcDonald for a year, and give your credit card details. It works like easyJet, those of us that got in early on paid for the YTS lads. *You can cadge a lift of someone and get drunk if you want. And of course beware of ALan Hardy snatching your hand off, even over the phone. And keep any babies at least 12 feet from the phone when calling. Welcome aboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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