Thank you football

[Diego_Sideburns]

Thank you football for last minute equalisers

F**k you football for injury time winners.

[palmer1]

Thank you football for seasons 1989/90 to 1992/93

F**k you football for every season since

[oafcprozac]

Thank You Football for Joe Royle

:censored: You Football for Dave Penney

 

Thank You Football for 5-0 Away wins

:censored: You Football for 6-0 Home Defeats

 

Thank You Football For Last Minute Title Winning Penalties

:censored: You Football for Keith Edwards

 

Thank You Football for The World Cup

:censored: You Football for The Penalty Shoot-Out

 

Thank You Football for All-Seater Stadiums

:censored: You Football for Boundary Park

 

Thank You Football for Tribunals and only £55k for Andy Ritchie

:censored: You Football for Chris Porter and Scottish Football

 

Thank You Football for glorious late Summer's Days watching football

:censored: You Football for Winter's afternoons in the Lookers Paddock

 

Thank You Football for the Spall 85-87 Oldham Athletic Kit

:censored: You Football for the Pony 96-98 Striped Effort

 

Thank You Football for Promotion in '91

:censored: You Football for 16 years in the Third Division

 

Thank You Football For Knowledgable Lower League Football Fans

:censored: You Football for Manchester United

 

Thank You Football for letting me laugh at Man City between '86-'08

:censored: You Football for making them the richest club in the world

 

Thank You Football for Lionel Messi

:censored: You Football for making him Argentinian

 

Thank You Football for Gazza

:censored: You Football for making him a knob

 

Thank You Football for Andy Goram

:censored: You Football for letting him concede 7 and looking like a whale when he returned