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If Derbyshire is not coming back Scotland could be an option but I very highly doubt it

 

His wage demands would have to drop massively to come here but stranger things have happened

 

Gone from Ipswich because he is crap or does not suit big Micks style of play and days there where numbered?

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If Derbyshire is not coming back Scotland could be an option but I very highly doubt it

 

His wage demands would have to drop massively to come here but stranger things have happened

 

Gone from Ipswich because he is crap or does not suit big Micks style of play and days there where numbered?

 

He turned down an automatic wage rise at Ipswich once, didn't he?

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There's a geography joke in there somewhere. I'm sure someone far nerdier than I - say, 24hrsfromtulsehill or leeslover - will fill in the blanks.

 

It's funny because their surnames are also the names of places - a country and a county respectively. I'll get to work on the joke.

 

Can we make an XI out of players whose names are also places? I'll get the ball rolling.

 

1.

2. Justin Edinburgh

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8. Matty Appleby (capt.)

9. Jason Scotland

10. Matt Derbyshire

11.

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look on the brightside!

 

come the Liverpool game we could line up with Derbyshire, Scotland with Baxter just behind them!!! I would predict a win then

 

*now where did I put my crack pipe

 

That would of course make sense on paper, but we'd be leaving out our in-form "devastating" striker.

 

"He's big, he's tall, he only heads the ball - Matty Smith, Matty Smith!"

 

 

 

 

I'll get my coat.

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It's funny because their surnames are also the names of places - a country and a county respectively. I'll get to work on the joke.

 

Can we make an XI out of players whose names are also places? I'll get the ball rolling.

 

1. Neville Southall

2. Justin Edinburgh

3. Ryan Shotton (Shotton is in Durham)

4. Jack Cork

5. Jack Charlton

6. Clarke Carlisle

7. Bobby Charlton

8. Matty Appleby (capt.)

9. Jason Scotland

10. Matt Derbyshire

11. John Barnes

Plus Antonio Valencia

Mike England

Alan Brazil

Rio Ferdinand

Jaime Clapham

Shaun Derry

Alan Cork (Jack's dad)

Ian Walker

Paul Ince

Paul Scholes (Ince and Scholes are both places in Wigan apparently)

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It's funny because their surnames are also the names of places - a country and a county respectively. I'll get to work on the joke.

 

Can we make an XI out of players whose names are also places? I'll get the ball rolling.

 

1.

2. Justin Edinburgh

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8. Matty Appleby (capt.)

9. Jason Scotland

10. Matt Derbyshire

11.

 

 

Mellor?

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