Traffordtic Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 The most annoying pair I've ever had the misfortune to listen to!! Sit on row Y or thereabouts just behind the rhs of the goal, they're unbelievable, screech and shout the same old :censored: every game! Son's favourite being fifty p head to Big Jean, father just abuses all the players and the ref, as a combo it's unbearable and so bloody cringeworthy!! Father's a beauty, he gets so stressed that he just utters complete garbage, you silly man, offside, you're useless etc and then goes on a totally obscure rant about nothing!! To be fair he never usually resorts to swearing but might be better if he did! I'm as passionate as the next man but I have a modicum of self respect and self restraint, the two are just one offs. I bet they go home, sit in complete silence under the domineering influence of wife and mother, pair of cocks but it takes all sorts! Anyway, totally random but I bet each section of the ground has something similar to endure each game! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueatheart Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Yep. Same moaning old bloke all game. Must have only started coming recently, probably for a good moan. Cos I've sat in the same seats for ten years but not heard him before this season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traffordtic Posted February 24, 2013 Author Share Posted February 24, 2013 Yep. Same moaning old bloke all game. Must have only started coming recently, probably for a good moan. Cos I've sat in the same seats for ten years but not heard him before this season. nah, they've been there for years, he's a biggish bloke with a grey 80's flicker!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueatheart Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 nah, they've been there for years, he's a biggish bloke with a grey 80's flicker!! Yeah sorry, the one I'm on about is around row k on the right side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keep_the_faith Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Was bad queing up for everton tickets, lots of part timers recently boarded the cup run bandwagon.. Players walking past to their cars, "whos that?", "well played deano" as tarkowski walked past and cisak was somehow mistaken for wesolowsk, asked how his injury was and if he would be fit for tuesday. And some annoying :censored: in front in preston north end cap coughing like a right bitch for 2 full hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yard Dog Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Get it off yer chest lads, eh ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traffordtic Posted February 24, 2013 Author Share Posted February 24, 2013 Get it off yer chest lads, eh ? Just saved it all up, pent up emotion, should let it go during the game I think <winky:censored:> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Heck C-Beck Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Does the son shout YE TAAARRRTT a lot during the game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traffordtic Posted February 24, 2013 Author Share Posted February 24, 2013 Does the son shout YE TAAARRRTT a lot during the game? Yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Heck C-Beck Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 haha i thought it had to be them, i am surprised they haven't exploded with our form this season! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astottie Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Started taking my daughter when she was about 5 and for the first 2 years she thought Eardley was called 'Bloody Hell Eardley' as a result of the guy 2 rows in front. Currently we sit a few rows in front of a lass in her early 20s who swears constantly at all our players and the ref and any of the oppo who makes a tackle. None of our players can ever be deemed to have been off side of to have committed a foul. However it has made me think about what the quiet guy in front of me thinks about my almost ceaseless commentary on the game.' Hold it, support him. SUPPORT HIM!. play it wide, far post, far post!! oh nooo!' But then of course my view is correct and I have a much better understanding of the game than anyone else so I'm sure they benefit from my expert summary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OAFCKeepTheFaith Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Often hear the father refer to the referee as a 'useless pig'! Most annoying is how they both whine when one of our boys is subjected to even the most slight of physical challenges! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosa Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 All part of the fun, isn't it? Someone in the Chaddy kept shouting "bloody hell Baxter, pull your finger out". He's scored the only goal of the game and played most of the second half with a bruised bellend, do you want to cut him a tiny bit of slack? We did have a thread for :censored: Our Fans Say (can't remember the actual thread title to search for it), it was really entertaining, someone should dig it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_lover Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 He's scored the only goal of the game and played most of the second half with a bruised bellend, do you want to cut him a tiny bit of slack? Creased over laughing at this quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SholverBlue Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 (edited) I get paranoid when I go games with the old man. He doesn't know much about football but I took him to a home game a few years ago (never having taken a prior interest) and now he loves it. Gets the offside rule too. Asks silly things like "Is Lee Hughes the bloke who used to play for us?" but don't gi him any :censored:. That was an example from a few year ago, he knows who Lee Hughes is now, progress. Edited February 25, 2013 by SholverBlue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laticacid Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 My old man knows his stuff (ish), but has always managed to get the players muddled up , his crowning moment came in 93 ,top of his voice, packed chaddy " bloody useless beckford " , cue response from 13 year old me, " dad that was olney "!!! 1 or 2 dead give aways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 My dad, who has supported Latics for nigh on 65 years, came to his first match for about 5 years at Christmas just gone - Doncaster at home. The teams came out. He looked at them for a few seconds, and then turned and said, 'I assume we're the ones playing in white'..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philliggi Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 my dad is absolutely cluless at pronouncing players names. even simple names, so you can imagine how hard he finds it at the minute with cisak/bouzanis/weslowski/tarkowski/mchangama etc, its a comedy of errors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 He's scored the only goal of the game and played most of the second half with a bruised bellend, do you want to cut him a tiny bit of slack? There's nothing funny about a bruised bellend, but you've got to laugh at that quote. And such language from a lady! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Amidst suicide-inducing and needless parental input into my travel arrangements, my mum somehow suggested that her and my dad might come to the game and give me a lift back after. My dad got taken to PNE by his dad a few times and didn't like it as he wanted to go home and read books. My mum has not to my knowledge been to a professional sporting event in her life. "I don't think you'd like it mum." "You do know I'm going to be spending all day getting :censored:faced with my mates, don't you?" etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.