Oafc1895 Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 When he signs a new contract (always the eternal optimist) we need a proper song for him like josebaxterbaby or he's magic. Has anyone got any ideas because it winds me up that one of our best and most reliable players still hasn't got a song, with 3 games left in the season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SholverBlue Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 "Crofty, Crofty Crofty" or, bear with me on this one, little bit crazy but it'll sound class "Der der der Lee Croft der der der Lee Croft" & repeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamjonesyyoafc Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 I like the Cheryl Cole and Tyrone Dobbs ones, not that anyone sings the Tyrone one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunty Blue Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 (1) To the "Oldham, Oldham,, Oldham......." song, simply substitute with "Tyrone" and repeat. (2) "You'll never beat Tyrone.....Unless you're Kirsty Soanes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 The him and Grounds one is class but not really adult friendly. Heres a thread from his Norwich days, some crackers about his weight.. http://services.pinkun.com/FORUMS/PINKUN/CS/forums/1154913/ShowPost.aspx he's quick, he's small er no, he is big he's round, he ways 500 pounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyGortonsMatches Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 (1) To the "Oldham, Oldham,, Oldham......." song, simply substitute with "Tyrone" and repeat. (2) "You'll never beat Tyrone.....Unless you're Kirsty Soanes" Excellent.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyGortonsMatches Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Instead of "belly's gonna get ya", make it "Crofty's gonna get ya" and repeat ad infinitum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngen Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 'Cheryle Cole is having a party, shes having a threesome with Crofty and Groundsy.' This is child friendly, kids love parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_mighty_bosh Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Instead of "belly's gonna get ya", make it "Crofty's gonna get ya" and repeat ad infinitum Surely that has to be reserved for Belezika? The Cheryl Cole chant is great, where did it originate from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killens_physio Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 The Cheryl Cole chant is great, where did it originate from? Sadly I think it originated from the Leeds song they sung when they played Chelsea in the League Cup earlier this season. Their version was Diouf and Varney and obviously directed as Cashley Cole. Still funny though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laticsbiffo Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 He's shagging fat Fizz, he's shagging fat fiii -iiii zzzz Tyrone Crofty is shaggin fat fizz....... discuss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 He's shagging fat Fizz, he's shagging fat fiii -iiii zzzz Tyrone Crofty is shaggin fat fizz....... discuss! Would be funny if she was still fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy_Fent Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Instead of "belly's gonna get ya", make it "Crofty's gonna get ya" and repeat ad infinitum I know I've hardly got a body like Channing Tatum but I spat coffee over the screen as that was the funniest advert ever put on TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukka Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Lyrically.. I can't think of much that rhymes with Croft apart from Loft and Scoffed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 I just shout Zinger Tower Burger at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philliggi Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 He's round hes fat he'll skin ya like a cat Lee croft.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Skinny by a fatty, skinned by a faaaaaty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrown23 Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Theres only oneeee Lee Croft, oneeee Lee Croft. He looks like Tyrone, so we signed him on loan. Now he's Oldhams flying right winger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Till we come up with some lyrics, why not hum the Theme Tune to Corrie for him, everyone knows how it goes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Theres only oneeee Lee Croft, oneeee Lee Croft. He looks like Tyrone, so we signed him on loan. Now he's Oldhams flying right winger Cos that pans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Till we come up with some lyrics, why not hum the Theme Tune to Corrie for him, everyone knows how it goes! Or sing Lee Croft to the theme tune of Corrie.. Leeee Croft Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Leeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsChris Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Till we come up with some lyrics, why not hum the Theme Tune to Corrie for him, everyone knows how it goes! That is potentially the most sinister sound ever heard on the terraces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 He also looks like Antony Costa from Blue. And Rocket off of Soccer AM. He has one of those generic gormless faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggy_oafc Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 He's got a massive appetite, Lee Croft, Lee Croft, He left Man City cos they're :censored:e, Lee Croft, Lee Croft, They tried to give him curry and rice but he just wanted Oldham pies, Oldham's Lee Croft, chicken nuggets and fries. Woof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4froale Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Croft, croft will tear you apart, again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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