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LJ heaps praise on BQ for gathering vital stats information on the opposition. This led to the conclusion about our height advantage against Yeovil coming to light and subsequent victory tactics.

 

You have to marvel at his detractors, he's a bloody genius.

 

Can you list his activities that go unnoticed?

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BQ: "They look a bit small boss, sling Bug Jean upfront."

LJ: "Good work boy wonder."

 

:)

 

We got three points, the kid loves Latics, no harm done, opposite in fact.

 

I'm surprised he gets any work done sharing that office, I'd put the sexual harassment forms in the bottom draw of the filing cabinet if I was him.

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BQ: "They look a bit small boss, sling Bug Jean upfront."

LJ: "Good work boy wonder."

 

:)

 

We got three points, the kid loves Latics, no harm done, opposite in fact.

 

I'm surprised he gets any work done sharing that office, I'd put the sexual harassment forms in the bottom draw of the filing cabinet if I was him.

I was told he's a city fan

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BQ: "They look a bit small boss, sling Bug Jean upfront."

LJ: "Good work boy wonder."

 

:)

 

We got three points, the kid loves Latics, no harm done, opposite in fact.

 

I'm surprised he gets any work done sharing that office, I'd put the sexual harassment forms in the bottom draw of the filing cabinet if I was him.

 

You do understand this is just for fun

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To be fair when he won on the raffle last night he told them to redraw it which allowed me when i won to claim to tickets in the executive box.

 

Well you can be the one to cuddle him....you've earned it Tom.

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That sort of thing doesn't take much, in fact simply getting the Times app will do it as they have a stats page on every club. This includes stuff like height and weight, whilst the weight may not be all that current (as I imagine it's start of the season) the height shouldn't change for 99% of the footballers in this league.

 

The question is why Dickov who had Billy at the club as well as clipboard man didn't do this sort of thing. As I mentioned a few years ago on here when Feeney's weight loss in the off season came known, footballers shouldn't be having the ability to bulk up (usually in fat) or slim down by the extent that was happening under Dickov and the clipboard wielder, especially in the middle of the season.

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I am sure the players and staff must be pissing their sides at some of the posts on here.

 

Lighten up guys, rather than take everything literally.

 

It's humour nothing more. I don't give a :censored: about BQ....Lighten up

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I understand him changing Wes's light bulbs but surely Smith is tall enough?

 

These are footballer's Ryan....what do they know?

 

Doesn't quite fit with Smith though does it? him being clever and all.

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These are footballer's Ryan....what do they know?

 

Doesn't quite fit with Smith though does it? him being clever and all.

 

But he's a billy big balls now after his FA Cup campaign so he might be too good for changing lightbulbs.......

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