pseudonym Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 The preseason tour of Latvia has become a long weekend with the territorial army at the end of Broadway The one player he would want in the trenches with him has been released He has set them all contract deadlines to reply and will not wait for any of them... mvoto can now have as long as he wants The deal he has shaken hands on has collapsed I am really worried now that we won't get the drummer either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukers1 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 On the Brightside its a lovely warm day today and my Koi Carp are breeding like crazy. If anyone wants any Koi fry give me a shout, should be ready in about 6 weeks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 The preseason tour of Latvia has become a long weekend with the territorial army at the end of Broadway The one player he would want in the trenches with him has been released He has set them all contract deadlines to reply and will not wait for any of them... mvoto can now have as long as he wants The deal he has shaken hands on has collapsed I am really worried now that we won't get the drummer either Is that you Phil Brown? Are you still jealous of Jenny's shade of orange? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 The preseason tour of Latvia has become a long weekend with the territorial army at the end of Broadway The one player he would want in the trenches with him has been released He has set them all contract deadlines to reply and will not wait for any of them... mvoto can now have as long as he wants The deal he has shaken hands on has collapsed I am really worried now that we won't get the drummer either Cheer up, chuckles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Villains Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I think I might go for a stroll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinevillawill Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 The preseason tour of Latvia has become a long weekend with the territorial army at the end of Broadway The one player he would want in the trenches with him has been released He has set them all contract deadlines to reply and will not wait for any of them... mvoto can now have as long as he wants The deal he has shaken hands on has collapsed I am really worried now that we won't get the drummer either Have you met my good friend, marijuana? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Villains Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Roger Palmer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Mikey Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 On the Brightside its a lovely warm day today and my Koi Carp are breeding like crazy. If anyone wants any Koi fry give me a shout, should be ready in about 6 weeks... I don't want any fish, but could you please name one of them Barry. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 The preseason tour of Latvia has become a long weekend with the territorial army at the end of Broadway It was never a nailed on tour any way. The one player he would want in the trenches with him has been released If he wanted him that much he wouldn't have released him. He has set them all contract deadlines to reply and will not wait for any of them... mvoto can now have as long as he wants Eh? The deal he has shaken hands on has collapsed Plenty more fish ... I am really worried now that we won't get the drummer either The cricket is more interesting than your drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukers1 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I don't want any fish, but could you please name one of them Barry. Thanks I have one which is first to every bit of food, he's now called Barry. I have a sturgeon which upon till now was nameless, he is now called Mikey, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsChris Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 (edited) The preseason tour of Latvia has become a long weekend with the territorial army at the end of Broadway The one player he would want in the trenches with him has been released He has set them all contract deadlines to reply and will not wait for any of them... mvoto can now have as long as he wants The deal he has shaken hands on has collapsed I am really worried now that we won't get the drummer either I suppose you have a point in each of these statements. Not necessarily good points but points nonetheless. I've noticed you are very critical of the current situation, do you have any positive thoughts on Johnson or the club's close season business? Oh and considering your pedantry in a previous topic I'm duty bound to point out that it's "M'Voto". Edited May 31, 2013 by LaticsChris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 The preseason tour of Latvia has become a long weekend with the territorial army at the end of Broadway The one player he would want in the trenches with him has been released He has set them all contract deadlines to reply and will not wait for any of them... mvoto can now have as long as he wants The deal he has shaken hands on has collapsed I am really worried now that we won't get the drummer either I know what your pseudonym is a pseudonym for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 The preseason tour of Latvia has become a long weekend with the territorial army at the end of Broadway The one player he would want in the trenches with him has been released He has set them all contract deadlines to reply and will not wait for any of them... mvoto can now have as long as he wants The deal he has shaken hands on has collapsed I am really worried now that we won't get the drummer either I do subscribe to the theory don't say anything till it signed, and I am sure LJ will learn from that.However, this is run of the mill stuff, there are rejections and fall backs all the time-we just don't get to hear about them normally. And it was reported on Twitter that not only had they shaken hands on the deal but that he had posed for photos for the website and everything, so it really was a case of jumping out of the toilet window to take a phone call. I think that you need to give these guys a call, you might not last June..... www.samaritans.org Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pseudonym Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 My behaviour is nurture not nature. 52 years as a season ticket holder at BP gives you a certain mental predisposition and makes you appreciate Kipling's thoughts about the imposters which are triumph and disaster. It turns you into the type of person who knew we would not equalise at Scarborough in 1972 the last time we lost to a non league club..I was there..and yes it was me at Wembley who was telling anybody who would listen that United were going to equalise. The best thing about Johnson is that he is not Penny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukers1 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 My behaviour is nurture not nature. 52 years as a season ticket holder at BP gives you a certain mental predisposition and makes you appreciate Kipling's thoughts about the imposters which are triumph and disaster. It turns you into the type of person who knew we would not equalise at Scarborough in 1972 the last time we lost to a non league club..I was there..and yes it was me at Wembley who was telling anybody who would listen that United were going to equalise. The best thing about Johnson is that he is not Penny I think we all knew UTD would equalise, especially after Sharps miss which should have made it 2.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Penney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pseudonym Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 Indeed and M'voto further up..... Well live by the sword die...... I wish Matt Smyth was staying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Mikey Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I have one which is first to every bit of food, he's now called Barry. I have a sturgeon which upon till now was nameless, he is now called Mikey, I am honoured. My mum will be pleased, she wanted me to be a dtoctor. Shame it's not a Michelle, I could tap you up for some roe, the Bramhall equivalent of mushy peas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolatic Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I have only just tripped over this thread and I feel that I must assist you in your ramblings. The preseason tour of Latvia has become a long weekend with the territorial army at the end of Broadway The one player he would want in the trenches with him has been released He has set them all contract deadlines to reply and will not wait for any of them... mvoto can now have as long as he wants The deal he has shaken hands on has collapsed I am really worried now that we won't get the drummer either Should that not be "The deal on which he has shaken hands has collapsed"? Indeed and M'voto further up..... Well live by the sword die...... I wish Matt Smyth was staying His name is spelt "Smith". Please let me know if you require any further assistance in the proof reading department. By the way, you don't happen to wear orange trousers, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pseudonym Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 Oh dear.... And some fell on stony ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukers1 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Oh dear.... And some fell on stony ground It's quite easy to paddle out of your depth on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pseudonym Posted June 1, 2013 Author Share Posted June 1, 2013 Absolutely I will send some life boats. I made the mistake of thinking that satire might be appreciated but had not realised how many satyrs inhabited this site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lags Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 On the Brightside its a lovely warm day today and my Koi Carp are breeding like crazy. If anyone wants any Koi fry give me a shout, should be ready in about 6 weeks... Tips on green water please.....or not to have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Mikey Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) Tips on green water please.....or not to have it. Bleach Edit: you may want to double check this as I don't keep fish. Edited June 2, 2013 by Magic Mikey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lags Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Bleach Edit: you may want to double check this as I don't keep fish. Not good....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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