rudemedic Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 RM you must have a boring life at the moment for you to be trawling through months of posts to find that...1.) I have the decency to call you by your username on here, please do the same, especially as it is part of the rules (or was the last time I looked at them).2.) I don't have to trawl through months of posts to find it, I knew a rough title of the post, and used to search button to find it, took me as long as writing this response to you has done. I've made a living by being able to do far more complicated internet searches, so a search on here is a piece of cake in comparison and I had my 15 minutes of fame, including trending on the site that you found out my proper surname, through my memory of knowledge, but you should already know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 The More Clubs Than Neal Redfearn Award - rummehtheowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewBlue Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The Diego Cervero Legendary Tic Who Never Became a Tic Award - Marwan Koukash I would like to nominate Iain Vigurs for that award Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midsblue Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 This year's joint "Truelove Is Hard To Find/Spot The Purdie Award" for injury proneness goes to Genseric Kusunga. Went to see my local team (Tamworth) play last Friday night against Hereford...was a guest of one of the owners, free tickets etc Anyway, Hereford's number 7 was Mr Purdie who played the whole game....absolutely gash though and went missing for longer periods than he did at our place. Hereford likely to get relegated and even in the Combination North League he'll be punching above his weight. Cannot believe we paid the bloke a wage...WTF?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TawnyOwl Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The Jean Yves M'Voto Twinkle Toes Award goes to James Tarkowski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midsblue Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The Ronnie Moore award sponsored by Paddy Power must go to Montano Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oafc1895 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The 'Dean Furman let's jump ship halfway through the season whilst were locked in a relegation battle' (it's a long title but it'll catch on) goes to James Tarkowski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slystallone Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The Ronny Rosenthal "How Did He Miss That?" Award - Schidney Schmeltz Ooh i don't know, Charlie MacDonald for most of his decent chances all season must surely be the winner of that award? Sidney's roll towards the goal should be some sort of comedy award, it was that bad is what genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underdog Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) The I snogged a ref award goes too...Connor brown Fight with a barber and lost award goes too....wessy the Mohican The worse Xmas carol singing award goes to...the entire team Best 45mins or what the chuff happened game.....Peterborough We was robbed award.....well too many to mention. This is fun...what else can we come up with... Honoury award for best distraction tactic from opposition fans.....port vale away, the jenny warburton wannabe with the leopard skin outfit that kept wiggling past the goaline and distracting most if us latics, that we missed the vale goal going in....heheh Edited April 24, 2014 by underdog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The Alan Hardy 'Nice Bit of Business' Award goes to Lee Johnson for selling Latics' best player and last season's top goalscorer, Jose Baxter and convincing the fans that Baxter was a luxury player who didn't fit in anywhere. The Danny Boshell 'Legend in His Own Mind' Award goes to Simon Corney for his nomination of himself for a gold brick in the new stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The Waylan Smithers award for obsequious sycophancy towards their boss goes to the members of staff that successfully nominated Mr Corney for his own special Gold Brick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JA11K Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The 'Is He Here Yet Award' goes to Tom Taiwo... Postman Matt tells us he'll definitely be here to collect it anytime soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_mighty_bosh Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The "Bat:censored: Celebration" Award nominations are: Genseric Kusunga Vs Peterborough - Pure ecstasy at scoring the 5th and final goal for Latics that he tries knock out the air in front of him multiple times before jumping into the crowd and initiate a pile on from most of the team! Connor Brown Vs Colchester - After scoring his 1st career goal he does the only thing he should do...run as fast as he can in a big circle until he falls face first into the turf! Jonson Clarke-Harris Vs Mansfield - Scoring the goal that puts your team on the way to Anfield should give you a good enough buzz right? Not JCH! He's only satisfied when he's slapped a child in the face too! Connor Brown Vs Peterborough - Bear Hugging and kissing the ref. 'Nuff said! Lee Johnson Vs Peterborough - Textbook Snow Angel in the mud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_mighty_bosh Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) Went to see my local team (Tamworth) play last Friday night against Hereford...was a guest of one of the owners, free tickets etc Anyway, Hereford's number 7 was Mr Purdie who played the whole game....absolutely gash though and went missing for longer periods than he did at our place. Hereford likely to get relegated and even in the Combination North League he'll be punching above his weight. Cannot believe we paid the bloke a wage...WTF?! Strangely enough, I saw Rob Purdie in my local Sainsburys in Gloucester with the rest of the Hereford team on their way to Forest Green for a Thursday night game earlier this season. Why they had to stop for food for a fairly short journey I have no idea! Edited April 23, 2014 by the_mighty_bosh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Strangely enough, I saw Rob Purdie in my local Sainsburys in Gloucester with the rest of the Hereford team on their way to Forest Green for a Thursday night game earlier this season. Why they had to stop for food for a fairly short journey I have no idea! Maybe they were making sure they were prepared in case they got stuck in the Forest of Dean after dark on the way home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forte_Baby Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The 2013/14 Man of steel award goes to Billy Quarmby for taking no :censored: off Steve Evans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimsleftfoot Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 The award that should be more short term but turns into a rather sarcastic lifetime achievement award - Simon Corney for finally getting some redevelopment going The Little Chef Customer Service and Consumer Awareness Award - Barry Owen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTheBeast Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 The quickest to jump ship award goes to matteo Lanzoni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 (edited) Most appearances by a loanee award. Least appearances by a loanee award. Goal of the season. Miss of the season. Best hairstyle. Worst hairstyle. Edited April 24, 2014 by BP1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_mighty_bosh Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 The quickest to jump ship award goes to matteo Lanzoni I'll see your Lanzoni and raise you Albert Rusnak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Best impression of a 1960s footballer goes to Gary Harkins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngen Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 The Chris O'Grady "How the :censored: Have They Managed to Get Him Scoring Goals?" Award - Adam Rooney The Corporal Jones "Change the Record Eh" Award - oafc0000 The Bull in a Chinashop Customer is Always Right Award - Barry Owen (Barry now gets to keep this award permanently) Best Sound - The Rochdale Road End Best Seats - The Rochdale Road End Best Toilets - The Rochdale Road End Best Toilet Roll - The Rochdale Road End Best Hand Dryers - The Rochdale Road End Best View - The Rochdale Road End Best Pillars - The Chaddy End Best Pillocks - The Main Stand Best Drugs - The Rochdale Road End Disagree, theres some cracking Zantac flying around the main stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngen Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 The 'Undisclosed' award goes to James Tarkowski. Also a special mention to JCH for winning the broken clock award from Bristol City Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Disagree, theres some cracking Zantac flying around the main stand. The indigestion remedy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTheBeast Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Also a contentious award the biggest chav award. JCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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