leeslover Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Have you tried turning it off and on again? No, I just kick and scream until someone else does it for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 A full hour just spent on a conference call with 5 IT people. Haven't got a :censored:ing clue what a single one of them was talking about. its a fine art we try to perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 And I just bought 2 sets of the wrong light bulbs and brought one trying to fit it. A lot of people think I work in IT, but they are very wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Right, so I am the only bloke living with two girls, and one of them came and asked the other to move a potentially aggressive looking spider. What should I read into this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 anyone else seen 127 days ? Cracking film really enjoyed it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Right, so I am the only bloke living with two girls, and one of them came and asked the other to move a potentially aggressive looking spider. What should I read into this? They reckon Beckenham is merely a stop gap for you on your way to Brighton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OminousPoultry Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 They reckon Beckenham is merely a stop gap for you on your way to Brighton. Beckenham? it used to be quite nice until Dutch elm disease took hold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creepy Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 lost a prada hat last night - wounded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Beckenham? it used to be quite nice until Dutch elm disease took hold. I stil have to walk over 19 million decaying leaves to get to the road, I don't think those dirty Orange bastards got all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keep_the_faith Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 anyone else seen 127 days ? Cracking film really enjoyed it ! was quite surprised that it kept my attention for the duration, its one of those films that is actually alot better than it sounds on paper, probably due to danny boyle directing . altho the water bottle seemed to keep topping itself up by a few ml every day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Going back to work after Christmas sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 I may have to break into my Sidney Snowman Thorntons chocolate this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 I may have to break into my Sidney Snowman Thorntons chocolate this afternoon. I must tell you about Thornton's chocolate the next time I see you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 I must tell you about Thornton's chocolate the next time I see you. Tell him now. I reckon he's probably eaten a few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 was quite surprised that it kept my attention for the duration, its one of those films that is actually alot better than it sounds on paper, probably due to danny boyle directing . altho the water bottle seemed to keep topping itself up by a few ml every day... same here , when he first announced it I was like how the hell is there a story in this longer than 20 minutes, but credit to him he produced a great film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Tell him now. I reckon he's probably eaten a few. Very well. Zorrro - I have a friend who spent the best part of a year working at the Thorntons factory. Amongst other life-affirming achievements, my friend has: Accidentally received oral pleasure from a man Accidentally received oral pleasure from a labrador Masturbated into a tub of bolognese sauce to leave it as a present for a bloke he had a grudge against - but thought it looked so nice he ate it himself, and had to summon up a second portion Masturbated onto another bloke's pillow. Been arrested whilst eating stolen food in a University hall of residence, whilst his freshly laden turd was cooking under the grill in the adjacent kitchen Been arrested whilst leaving a University toilet, having gone above and beyond the call of duty by pulling a turd out of his constipated arse so that he could smear it over the football shirt of a chap we didn't much like. My friend was unhappy when Thorntons didn't renew his contract. Enjoy that chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Very well. Zorrro - I have a friend who spent the best part of a year working at the Thorntons factory. Amongst other life-affirming achievements, my friend has: Accidentally received oral pleasure from a man Accidentally received oral pleasure from a labrador Masturbated into a tub of bolognese sauce to leave it as a present for a bloke he had a grudge against - but thought it looked so nice he ate it himself, and had to summon up a second portion Masturbated onto another bloke's pillow. Been arrested whilst eating stolen food in a University hall of residence, whilst his freshly laden turd was cooking under the grill in the adjacent kitchen Been arrested whilst leaving a University toilet, having gone above and beyond the call of duty by pulling a turd out of his constipated arse so that he could smear it over the football shirt of a chap we didn't much like. My friend was unhappy when Thorntons didn't renew his contract. Enjoy that chocolate. I reckon Sidney Snowman is white chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 I reckon Sidney Snowman is white chocolate. But still with a high cocoa content, I'll be bound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 But still with a high cocoa content, I'll be bound. The mind boggles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Very well. Zorrro - I have a friend who spent the best part of a year working at the Thorntons factory. Amongst other life-affirming achievements, my friend has: Accidentally received oral pleasure from a man Accidentally received oral pleasure from a labrador Masturbated into a tub of bolognese sauce to leave it as a present for a bloke he had a grudge against - but thought it looked so nice he ate it himself, and had to summon up a second portion Masturbated onto another bloke's pillow. Been arrested whilst eating stolen food in a University hall of residence, whilst his freshly laden turd was cooking under the grill in the adjacent kitchen Been arrested whilst leaving a University toilet, having gone above and beyond the call of duty by pulling a turd out of his constipated arse so that he could smear it over the football shirt of a chap we didn't much like. My friend was unhappy when Thorntons didn't renew his contract. Enjoy that chocolate. Your 'friend'... gotcha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Your 'friend'... gotcha. Many people have believed that he is my alter ego for the stuff that falls below even my remarkably low shame threshold, but it isn’t true. Tulsehill has met him, so to my delight have my parents, as he sat with them when I was playing at Elland Road, after he had consumed 6 litres of white cider. So far as I know I am the only person who he has chased over a field with his hand and tongue absolutely plastered in semen though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 (edited) Craig Johnston, the mulleted Aussie footballer, who invented Predator football boots also invented the annoying automatic mini-bar things which don't let you move drinks. (Note I realise this may have been mentioned on here before but it didn't show up in my searches) Edited January 18, 2011 by rudemedic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Ive just poured half a mug of cold tea over my lap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Craig Johnston, the mulleted Aussie footballer, who invented Predator football boots also invented the annoying automatic mini-bar things which don't let you move drinks. (Note I realise this may have been mentioned on here before but it didn't show up in my searches) What things? Linky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 What things? Linky? Linky http://designmuseum.org/design/craig-johnston (its about halfway down about level with the end of the pics in the left hand margin). No real pics of what they look like though. As to what they are, the ones I've seen are black and sit underneath the items in the minibar, I think they are weight controlled. I know Radissons often have them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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